lordsteeb:

imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug

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bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

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(x)

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officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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buckkybbarnes:

when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures

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FILED UNDER: me tho /

bold your favorites

  1. Coca Cola, Pepsi , Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper
  2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
  3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
  4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk? 
  5. Black, white, blue, red or green?
  6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
  7. Kindergarten, elementary, middle school, high school or college
  8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
  9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
  10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?  
  11. English, math, science, history or art?
  12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy? 
  13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
  14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
  15. Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes? 
  16. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
  17. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
  18. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
  19. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
  20. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
  21. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or  Dairy Queen?
  22. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
  23. Coffee, tea, water, milk or soda?
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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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depressionmakesme:

someone make a face q of me

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step 1: stop being and asshole

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failed step 1

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